Dear Nelson's Dollar Store,
How are you? It appears that you are not doing so well. Because you are a LIAR and a CHEAT!
It is cruel of you to advertise yourself as a dollar store to innocent tourists looking for cheap necessities when EVERYTHING COSTS MORE THAN A DOLLAR.
What really irks me is that the price tags say Dollar Store with More! while cheekily displaying the price of your cheap ass shit as $1.50, $2.00 or even $16.00 for those guitar shaped lighters. Don't even get me started on the fact that you also sell hashish bongs (I didn't bother to check the price).
How could you do this to me? I had such high hopes for you. You weren't even a classy dollar store like most Dollaramas! Instead, you were one of those dinky plastic dollar stores, like the ones you find in countries which are not classified as "Western."
I think Nelson should be ashamed of you. When I complained to some of the residents, they told me they never visit you! I understand you must be lonely but false advertising is not the way to make friends.
You need to clean up your act and you need to do it now. I write because I care.
Sincerely,
Salimah Ismail
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that's great, you should organise a letter-writting campaign for the local residents. I particularly liked placing "dollar store" in quotes in the title.
ReplyDeleteomg, i had an encounter with a fraudulent dollar store too! thousands of miles apart we are still nsync hehhehe we have to start singing their songs now
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