I PASSED BITCHES!

That's right, third time's the charm!
You better watch yourselves because they're letting me get on the road! anyone up for a street race tomorrow?

Yes, I failed twice but there is more to the story.

The first time I failed occurred on June 27th 2007, one of the most stressful and embarrassing days of my life. Not only did I fail my test (because the instructor was an asshole who would not shut up and was yelling before I even started) but it ended up also being a crappy day at work and I had just had a falling out with my team leader at 2am on the 'morning' of the test which also had me upset while I was driving. However, I used failing as leverage to get a cartilage piercing!

The second time occurred on August 17th 2007. This time, I had tapped the curb when parking so I thought I failed and stopped paying attention. BIG MISTAKE! As I was coming out of my parallel parking, a car came and honked at me and that's when it was over. I figured I should just give up since, as a women, I should not drive. But, once again, I used my disappointment as leverage to get a labret!

When I was somewhat coerced into removing my labret on December 12th, 2008 I figured I should get back on the horse (or should I say back in the car!). So today, May 12th, 2009 at 2:25pm I did my test, almost flawlessly (had to overtake parked trucks, slammed brakes on a yellow, started to turn wheel while checking blind spot - he only told me off for the blind spot thing) So I guess I have no leverage for a tattoo... oh well... there's always the highway test!

Anyways, my point is, WATCH YOUR BACK. I'm on the road now, and I'm making my own rules: 10 points for law abiding pedestrians, 20 if they look like dipshits or are being obnoxious (usually are teenage "punks"), 50 for jay walkers and 100 for idiot drivers who do not signal properly or have demonstrated any other form of negligence!

Let the games begin!