Lasers for Eyes

So I finally went under the laser and it was awesome/scary....

they gave me Adavan (like Valium) and put me on this white moving table and anaesthetic drops in my eyes and held them open with a metal thing. I had to stare into this white halo into a green light and they did stuff under a machine. They then moved me under another machine where this doctor took a metal thing and cut 3 sides of a square into my eye and lifted up the flap and I couldn't see and I could hear the assistant be liek "0% 10% 20%.....100% complete!"
I was super uncomfortable for the rest of the day but it was all awesome.

So I was kind of dissappointed after when I realized that this procedure doesn't let me shoot lasers out of my eyes at things that piss me off....

Oh well, I guess I can't have it all!